Speak to my spouse and she is going to let you know, my pickup strains are as efficient as a duck hook. However, relating to golf converse, I do know a factor or two about catching one’s consideration.
This publish is a stray away from my common work, as I’m providing you with 50 golf choose up strains that can assist you rating. I’ll do my finest to maintain it as clear as attainable, and supply tricks to each genders trying to choose a golf loving accomplice.
Regardless of the hundreds of soiled golf choose up strains on the market, I’ll prevent from creeping out strangers, with witty, mental direct propositions.
1. Taking a look at you makes me really feel like I simply made a gap in a single.
2. Are you certain your dad and mom didn’t win all 4 majors? Since you’re a Grand Slam.
3. Are you certain you aren’t an Albatross? As a result of you’re a uncommon catch.
4. I’ve been watching your putt and you’ve got the proper line.
5. Your balls are wayward, let me coach you to get them into the outlet.
6. You’re like a water hazard… As soon as my balls go in, I can’t get them out.
7. You remind me of a Professional V1 golf ball… Tender, horny and costly.
8. You’re higher than par.
9. You seem like somebody who enjoys a great swing.
10. I’m at the moment a one ball, why don’t you discover two pals and we will type a foursome.
11. The road of your putt curves in these pants.
12. My golf quantity could also be excessive, however seize my cellphone quantity and we will go low.
13. Your legs are like an extended drive… Prolonged, stunning and permits a simple method to the outlet.
14. My pictures aren’t often lengthy and straight, however I’ve one thing that’s.
15. You’re like a carry golf bag… Mild, enticing and simple to deal with.
16. Are you a golf cart? As a result of I may drive you across the golf course.
17. Rattling lady, I’m not one for defeat, however together with your swing I’ll allow you to beat me all day.
18. I like my males just like the U.S Open… Lengthy and onerous, let’s mess around and see how low you may go.
19. You’re like a fairway, quick, well-groomed and a pleasure to hit on.
20. I’ll deal with you want a Fijian golfer and make your V-Jay Sing.
21. You remind me of golf vary balls, mature and hard.
22. How about you and I enhance our stroke play collectively?
23. You should be bored with all the eye as a result of you’re a main winner.
24. You should be a slice since you are Mr. Proper.
25. Are you a water hazard, as a result of you make me moist.
26. My golf coach says I’ve a agency grip… Why don’t you be the choose of that.
27. We may very well be boring and play strokeplay, or we may strip down and check out skins.
28. Hey child, I’m like a Trackman simulator, enjoyable, detailed and well worth the funding.
29. Let’s act like we’re 3 underneath par, and shoot for a 69.
30. You remind me of a managed draw, as a result of your curves are excellent.
31. I’m no skilled, however assembly you makes me a serious winner.
32. You’re like an undulated inexperienced… Laborious to learn, however beautiful and comfortable.
33. Would you thoughts being my caddy? I would like somebody to guard my shaft and balls by means of 18-holes.
34. You appear to be somebody I ought to get to know. Let’s play 9 and see the place it goes?
35. I don’t want a caddy tonight for laundry balls, mine are already clear and raring to go. I would like a golfer who can deal with her instruments.
36. I get pleasure from my males like a sand entice… Soiled, comfortable and unpredictable.
37. You remind me of the fifth gap at The Abaco Membership… You’re gorgeous and simply driveable.
38. You might have by no means met a golfer with a extra delicate stroke than me.
39. We’d like yet one more participant for our foursome… Would you make this one of the best spherical of our lives and be part of us?
40. I would like a accomplice who can problem me on the golf course, and primarily based in your swing you’re that individual.
41. I’ll allow you to do issues to me that nobody else is allowed to, like beat me in a spherical of golf.
42. I favor nicely trimmed grass, but when wanted, I can carry out from the bush.
43. I would like your assist urgently. I hold lacking my putts and want you to assist me information my balls to the outlet.
44. You need to know the best way to form your pictures, since you include high-quality curves.
45. You seem like you’re struggling together with your swing. Why don’t you come to my place and we’ll work on it earlier than taking part in round.
46. Do you thoughts if I take an image of you? I’ve by no means seen a lot jaw dropping magnificence on a golf course.
47. You’re liable for my unhealthy golf. Your magnificence brought about me to overlook the best way to swing.
48. Would you thoughts checking my scorecard for me? It looks like I’m lacking a quantity – yours.
49. You make me really feel like a crisp iron shot, as a result of I’m feeling a robust connection.
50. Your butt jogs my memory of the Pebble Seaside greens on the 2019 U.S Open… Laborious and agency.
